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metalily: theslightlyadequatebuttlover: lampsarepeopletoo: this is the greatest picture ive ever seen Mom…..Dad….. STAHP!! LMAO *dying*
rookiemag: So important to remember! When the hot weather hits, wear whatever makes you feel the most comfortable!  -Kendra
panda-face-mew: El Wood

Kind of hating the world right now and you’re meant to make me feel better and not fucking ignore me js.

i-moon-shine: my hair is getting quite long
betterofallevils: teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY “THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY”

blogwell:

collegehumor:

8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style [Click for more]

Animal sex is horrifying.

These are like one tentacle away from being japanese horror porn.

(via lessonsinorgasmicblowjobsessions)

(Source: skarsgardalexander, via askarsswedishmeatballs)